Iranus Wins PowerBomb Lottery – US Hands Over Billions


Secretary of State and kept man John Kerry is chosen by President Obama to personally deliver the ransom payoff winnings to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khardashian’s garage and thank him profusely for taking the money and releasing our stupid sailors who didn’t go to college and ended up in Iranus.

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UPDATE: We’re seeing reports that Kerry has been brutally violated but no official confirmation as yet. Dispatches claiming the abuse was anal in nature likewise remain unproven at this time. We’ll update as details come in…

 

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6 responses to “Iranus Wins PowerBomb Lottery – US Hands Over Billions

  1. Pingback: U.S. Radically Changes Its Story of the Boats in Iranian Waters | IowaDawg Blogging Stuff

  2. Wahoo January 17, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    It was probably the lifetime supply of Heinz ketchup that sealed the deal.

  3. Papabear January 23, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    I always wondered why Lurch’s favorite Italian song was “O Sod-e-me-o”, and why he wore after shave that smelled like camel “ass-matter”.

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