Campaign Update: A Huge Feather In Our Cap

We proudly announce the first major endorsement of the Earnald Taint for President campaign. Divinely inspired, beautifully stated, utterly flawless and destined to become a well-studied touchstone of persuasive political prose, this official endorsement serves to legitimatize our campaign as legitimate and really real.  And we are honored beyond description. Other than that we’re kind of bored with the whole thing.

earnald on women and sex


4 responses to “Campaign Update: A Huge Feather In Our Cap

  1. woodsterman January 18, 2016 at 11:29 am

    If there’s anything I’ve learned over my many many years is if you want the ladies to notice you, you have to wear your wallet on your sleeve.

  2. Turd Burglestein January 18, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    So Earl…ole buddy ole pal…you got a cabinet position in mind for your favorite piece of shit?


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