Campaign Update: A Huge Feather In Our Cap
We proudly announce the first major endorsement of the Earnald Taint for President campaign. Divinely inspired, beautifully stated, utterly flawless and destined to become a well-studied touchstone of persuasive political prose, this official endorsement serves to legitimatize our campaign as legitimate and really real. And we are honored beyond description. Other than that we’re kind of bored with the whole thing.