The Clueses:
Hillary = Establishment candidate 2008. Schlonged by Obama.
Jeb! = Establishment candidate 2016. Being schlonged by Trump.
Obama = Kissed Babies
Trump = Kissing Babies (without the trauma!)
Obama = Won
Trump = ZOMG!
Is History repeating itself?
EARL OF TAINT 
Most interesting comparo, Earl. I’m so desperate to flee Obama that I hadn’t noticed the same old shit from Trump, the better showman, and he’s White. Thanks for the reality clinic.
You got it, Rex. Thanks for coming by!