Monthly Archives: December 2015

Happy 2016

I hope you all enjoy good health, wealth and happiness in the coming year. Thanks for visiting, thanks for your witty comments, posts, re-blogs, suggestions, criticisms and encouragement. Above all, thanks for your friendship.

Best Wishes, Earl.

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One Maniacal Rapist Bill C. To Another

Both were widely admired public figures. Each stood at the peak of achievement, fame and fortune. And both were accused of raping their way around the country. Now one Bill C. stands charged for the commission of a criminal act. The other Bill C. is campaigning for his wife.

The outcomes seem widely disparate here, why is this so?

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Smug Weasel

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And I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, cock sucking, dog eating, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, bony assed, jug eared, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of Commie Bastard Monkey Shit he is!

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“The SOTU? It Couldn’t Be Better”

Close-Out Sale On Discontinued W.O.W Action Figures

Nobody was buying it.

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Christmas Blessings

Bethlehem: Moments prior to the Blessed Event that reset all time to zero*.

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click for the large size, if you must

*Which is slightly confusing as he was born on December 25th, which makes me wonder if Year 1 A.D. was only 6 days long or if we just blew off those 1st 6 days and started Year 1 on January 1st? Seems then December 25th should be the actual New Year’s Day, doesn’t it? Who fucked with the Calendar? How’d the observed federal holiday get sloughed-off to January 1st? Was it a Marketing Ploy? I need some answers, dammit darn it.

So I See Progpuffs Are Into Adult Coloring Books

Evidently it’s a booming hobby with the Safe Space crowd. Great stress-reliever, they claim. So I’ve attached the following full size grown-up, welcoming and inclusive coloring book page. You’re free to download and send as a gift (if you sell them, I’ll expect a cut) to your relatives or friends, as you deem appropriate. It will keep them calm and sedate for hours. Markers and crayons not included.

coloring page

Merry Christmas Everyone!

One of the classic Christmas movies, re-imagined:

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Hallo Beastie

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Democratic Potty Breaks

Been distracted most of the weekend so I’m a little behind on current events. This one just had to be attended to tonight. And yes, it is repulsive and in terribly bad taste. Childish, some might say. Well. What else would you expect to see here?

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Old And Incontinent…Not Presidential.

Backstabbing Santa

Betrayed again by the Hogs at the Trough. Someone tell me who to root for here…they’re all money-grubbing slime without an ounce of integrity.

I hate their corrupt, lying guts. Like any of them give a rat’s (aka Paul Ryan’s) hairy ass about that. They’re all home in the mansions their lobbyists bought, toasting their latest rape of the compliant commoners while the money rolls in.

By Allah’s broad buttocks, they can all go to Hell. The GOP is dead to me.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

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BOHICA – BITCHES!!

 

Fat Fucking Sack Of Shit Said What?

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Read The Clues

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