Monthly Archives: December 2015
Both were widely admired public figures. Each stood at the peak of achievement, fame and fortune. And both were accused of raping their way around the country. Now one Bill C. stands charged for the commission of a criminal act. The other Bill C. is campaigning for his wife.
The outcomes seem widely disparate here, why is this so?
And I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, cock sucking, dog eating, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, bony assed, jug eared, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of Commie Bastard Monkey Shit he is!
Bethlehem: Moments prior to the Blessed Event that reset all time to zero*.
*Which is slightly confusing as he was born on December 25th, which makes me wonder if Year 1 A.D. was only 6 days long or if we just blew off those 1st 6 days and started Year 1 on January 1st? Seems then December 25th should be the actual New Year’s Day, doesn’t it? Who fucked with the Calendar? How’d the observed federal holiday get sloughed-off to January 1st? Was it a Marketing Ploy? I need some answers,
dammit darn it.
Evidently it’s a booming hobby with the Safe Space crowd. Great stress-reliever, they claim. So I’ve attached the following full size grown-up, welcoming and inclusive coloring book page. You’re free to download and send as a gift (if you sell them, I’ll expect a cut) to your relatives or friends, as you deem appropriate. It will keep them calm and sedate for hours. Markers and crayons not included.
One of the classic Christmas movies, re-imagined:
Been distracted most of the weekend so I’m a little behind on current events. This one just had to be attended to tonight. And yes, it is repulsive and in terribly bad taste. Childish, some might say. Well. What else would you expect to see here?