Not Unlike Paying For A Deluxe Dinner At A Top Shelf Restaurant And It Was So Bad Everyone Threw Up After


You’d damn well demand a refund, at the least, I would think. The Average Cost to attend a Dallas Cowboys football disaster at AT&T 3&8 Stadium this year is nearly $640.00 for a group of four. Second highest in the league. Tickets, parking, meager concessions and merchandise. Doesn’t include travel costs, taxis, shuttles or lodging. It’s a big deal for thousands of fans. The trip of a lifetime for many – often at a price well above that average. And so they go and they shuttle and they shuffle and they queue and they settle into their seats with $8.50 beers and $5.00 hotdogs to watch the Whole Reason for their going, paying and enduring security inspections and stuff like that and then the Whole Reason says ‘fukit’ and plays like dogshit. If dogshit could actually play football which has yet to be demonstrated by the owners, coaches and players of this club.

No, I didn’t go. I’m just venting for the fans that did.

bag it

romo

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15 responses to “Not Unlike Paying For A Deluxe Dinner At A Top Shelf Restaurant And It Was So Bad Everyone Threw Up After

  1. GruntOfMonteCristo November 27, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Hey, a broken vagicle is nothing to laugh at. Unless you’re making the kind of cashola he is, and then it’s definitely something to laugh at.

  2. joedelman13 November 27, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    Dallas Cowboy fans why do you carry on in such despair and turmoil? There is an alternative! Be the winner you want to be. Watch a winner. The Dallas Stars! You’ll find the degree-of-difficulty more difficult, the scores more sensational and no whiny, self-centered babies.

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  4. Blue Lou Boyle November 28, 2015 at 7:34 pm

    Thanks again Earl, I’ve come out of retirement as my meager pension and SS don’t begin to cover the depends I have to buy laughing so hard at your stuff..well you know……pay backs a bitch bra!

    BTW, your new banner is so strange….it’s really, really good, but really, really strange. Your mind is certainly unique. Cheers

  5. Cry and Howl December 1, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    I live in Ft. Worth and I went to a Cowboys game quite a few years ago. I swore I’d never go to another one and I never have. Ridiculous.
    I don’t even watch television … haven’t for about 9 years now and don’t regret it one bit. Yeah, I have a couple at home but the only time I turn one on is if I want to watch a movie.

  6. Papabear December 2, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Earl, just enlarged the photo of Toni Romo and read that she suffered a “broken vagicle”. Isn’t that a frozen treat made from internal “mommy parts”?

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