Yes Hillary Wears A Wig – We Have Exclusive Photographic Proof!


The camera, she don’t lie. On the left, the former Secretary of State looking radiant as usual at a recent meet and greet. On the right, coming out of the bathroom at an undisclosed location.

Once again, we need to stress that, as semi-professional journalists we are compelled by our sworn agreement to inform the public, regardless of the damage it may do to one's eyes. Which we regret immensely but you can't sue us for it.

Once again, we need to stress that, as semi-professional journalists we are sworn to inform the public, regardless of the potential (but not inevitable) damage it may do to anyone’s eyes and/or mental faculties. The few actual occurrences of such we acknowledge and regret immensely but you still can’t sue us for it. Also turning to stone – that’s not on us. Take it up with the campaign. Viewing here is strictly at your own risk. So there.

Ed: Our recently deceased MFNS photographer managed to upload this shot before he met his demise. His camera has not been found and his death has been ruled a suicide…though the coroner was at a loss to explain how he got the iron curtain rod so far up his own ass, without assistance. They say it was nearly in his throat…gag-ola, right? Over the objections of outraged and incredulous friends and family members, the final determination ruled he must have backed into it. He will be greatly missed.

*Also we have an opening on the Hillary beat, if anyone knows anyone looking.

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5 responses to “Yes Hillary Wears A Wig – We Have Exclusive Photographic Proof!

  1. bluesjunky November 14, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    C’mon, man…Medusa didn’t deserve that!

  2. bluesjunky November 14, 2015 at 2:59 pm

    Well, at least Medusa was pretty when she was younger. Killary, on the other hand…

    (Jimi called, fat ass…he wants his pants back)

  3. Blue Lou Boyle November 15, 2015 at 11:39 am

    Your too kind……..really…..

  4. papabear1950 November 15, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    Oh CRAP… Shrillary had “saddle-bags” when she was 26? And, wouldn’t her Egyptian name be “Madrassa”?

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