WELCOME TO THE RIGHTLY GUIDED:

The camera, she don’t lie. On the left, the former Secretary of State looking radiant as usual at a recent meet and greet. On the right, coming out of the bathroom at an undisclosed location.

Once again, we need to stress that, as semi-professional journalists we are sworn to inform the public, regardless of the potential (but not inevitable) damage it may do to anyone’s eyes and/or mental faculties. The few actual occurrences of such we acknowledge and regret immensely but you still can’t sue us for it. Also turning to stone – that’s not on us. Take it up with the campaign. Viewing here is strictly at your own risk. So there.

Ed: Our recently deceased MFNS photographer managed to upload this shot before he met his demise. His camera has not been found and his death has been ruled a suicide…though the coroner was at a loss to explain how he got the iron curtain rod so far up his own ass, without assistance. They say it was nearly in his throat…gag-ola, right? Over the objections of outraged and incredulous friends and family members, the final determination ruled he must have backed into it. He will be greatly missed.

*Also we have an opening on the Hillary beat, if anyone knows anyone looking.