I’ve Renamed The University Of Missouri. It’s Done – Now Hush.
Apologies to any alums out there…as well as the majority of students who are trying to earn their degrees the old fashioned way, without being walked through it. But due to the vocal minority of students, teachers and administrators whining about “oppression” because some random drunks called them bad names, well we just can’t have you going around calling yourselves “Tigers”.
And so, from now on you will be known as the Misseri Whining Vaginas. Should look great on your resumes, assuming you may have need for one. I damn sure wouldn’t hire you so don’t ask.