I’ve Always Wondered Why They’re Called Progressives

It took my ancestors a long damn time to get away from living in mud huts, grubbing for food and walking around with their privates all caked with filth. But let’s all lessen our impact on the planet by going back to illness, starvation and exposure one chug of pond water at a time, sure thing. Dumbasses. I hate them.



  1. Hey, is that “babe”, (like the pig movie, NOT a typical cheerleader), Dopey Was-a-man Schlitz in the “feral stage”? Looks like the women on Pearl Street in Boulder, Colorado… (probably smells like them too!)
    Yeah, I look forward to the day the libs stop being hypocrites and actually LIVE like they want the “little people” to. (Like Algore bitching about “globull warming” as he spends $26,000 a year for utilities ON ONE OF HIS HOUSES!)

      1. GOMC,
        To be PC you must refer to it as Personitou Springs, otherwise the lesbian witches along Ruxton Avenue will be offended. We can talk about your reparations for this over breakfast at Gunther Toody’s, a bit to the east.

  2. The thing is, so called “progressives” want people to believe that the root word of their philosophy is the noun “progress”. It isn’t. The root word is the VERB “progress”. It’s just like the word “permit”. It’s a noun AND a verb, and, it’s pronounced differently, just like “progress” and “progress”.

    The lefty philosophy has nothing to do with the noun “progress”, which every sane person knows is a wonderful thing. No, their philosophy is based on the verb, meaning they get progressively more and more extreme, controlling, irrational, and destructive. The next time some smarmy leftoid cretin tries the old “we stand for progress” bullshit, remind them that their philosophy is actually based on the verb.

    1. Except that it doesn’t look like a totally organic raccoon in the stewpot. You’d think they’d need some documentation to certify it had never partaken of human garbage on the half-can.

      1. GOMC, In order not to offend the PC speech police, (or, in Missouri, the PO-leese), the animal is a “racafrican-american”. I’m SURE you don’t want the african-american panthers to pay you a “visit”.

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