1. Earl ol buddy, hate to mention it but your DNA match list is incomplete….pile of shit, dog vomit, HIV and bedbugs are just some that come to mind. I’m sure your august readership have a few more……

  2. OK, it’s a trick question… it’s the FLY! That’s what’s most likely to spend time around a pile of SHIT!

    1. Turds are banal, unoriginal, low-hanging fruit and we’re trying to raise the standards around here, see?
      Also I forgot. See my meat paste response above – or below, whatever.

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