My New News Format Proposal


Boss says we go nekkid, by golly we’ll go full bore nekkid. Con Gusto!

Below is a screen grab from my own personally-financed, staffed and cast production of a 2 hour News Extravanaganza pilot episode, now showing to MFNS executives and station owners nationwide for their approval. Following their (no doubt) enthusiastic acceptance, I expect the program will launch, in prime time, immediately.

(Note: Comments will be moderated and are limited to sober, knowledgeable and mature insight and criticism only.**)

MFNS NEWS - YOU CAN'T NOT WATCH

MFNS NEWS – YOU CAN’T NOT WATCH

**not really

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7 responses to “My New News Format Proposal

  1. puyalluppete October 18, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    OMG here I thought that Toronto had exclusive rights on this but as always you never cease to amaze. I’m not sure that I’m ready for Cankles on a broadcast.

  2. Diogenes October 18, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    Your proposal passed muster at the board meeting with an overwhelming “Standing Ovation”
    TMZ, your toast!

  3. GOODSTUFF October 19, 2015 at 2:09 am

    LOL – Onion News program hosted Elvira style

    “As long as they’re thinking of putting two boobs on Fox News, why not mine?” – Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

  4. Papabear October 19, 2015 at 8:27 am

    Earl,
    I can’t figure why, but I have the impression I should check my highbeams today.
    GOODSTUFF,
    Cassandra Peterson is from my town.

    • GruntOfMonteCristo October 19, 2015 at 11:13 pm

      Papa, you’re from Manhattan, KS? Or Colorado Springs? She was born in KS and grew up in CO, I think. Either way, I think she spent most of her time in LA after that…

      • Papabear October 20, 2015 at 9:16 am

        GOMC,
        Colo Spgs. She gradumacated from Palmer HS, and then went on to bigger things. LA was the happening place for entertainment, so, logical move for her.

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