Harpy Halloween!

Obama Finally Comes Through – Keeps His Promise

Fundamental Change has arrived. Aided by the Democrats, the Media, Academia, Non-Governmental Organizations and Assorted Activist Liberal Monkey Sluts (some … More

I Am So Disappointed

Someone Needs To Punch Daft Slut Lena Dunham Right In Her Ripped Out Fireplace Of A Vagina

I hear she’s lost weight so there will never be a better opportunity to hit the target – I mean … More

Sixty Eight Candles, Make A Lovely Light*

*It’s a really old song. She’s a really old lady person. And I say “Happy” but in truth I hope … More

Meanwhile, Back At Her Castle…

Sidney Blumenthal is a long-time Clinton family operative and currently heads the black ops wing of the feared Clinton Flying … More

Campaign Stalled, Jeb Jettisons Crew

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Reliable Witnesses Claim Bernie Sanders Has Publicly Dropped Out

The Senator’s campaign claims the photo shows Sanders experiencing an “unfortunate mis-packaging” while “working without a net” that has since … More

My New News Format Proposal

Boss says we go nekkid, by golly we’ll go full bore nekkid. Con Gusto! Below is a screen grab from … More

We Had A Misprint On The Title… So We Had To Put A Sticker On Every Copy

It’s a cheap fix. Beats reprinting the entire run.

Hanging Out With Joe

I probably got a little carried away with this one…