Monthly Archives: October 2015

Harpy Halloween!

Her Best Friends call her Gert

Her Best Friends call her Gert

Obama Finally Comes Through – Keeps His Promise

Fundamental Change has arrived. Aided by the Democrats, the Media, Academia, Non-Governmental Organizations and Assorted Activist Liberal Monkey Sluts (some flying, most just grounders and treelings) all marching in lockstep obedience to sniff and exult every Macadamia scented poot that emanates from the prolapsed sphincter of Barack Hussein Obama, we’ve come to this shit right here.

And it was all way too easily achieved.

And it was all way too easily achieved.

I Am So Disappointed

not melting

Someone Needs To Punch Daft Slut Lena Dunham Right In Her Ripped Out Fireplace Of A Vagina

I hear she’s lost weight so there will never be a better opportunity to hit the target – I mean like spontaneously – without the pain of, um…seducing her. I’d do it myself but I’m not allowed to do any heavy lifting.

And why? Just take a look at her Halloween costume this year. (Note: The photo you may have seen posted on the internet recently has been altered. It is a fake. This is the actual, un-retouched original photo I swear.)

I hate her.

Her actual quote, too.

Her actual quote, too.

Sixty Eight Candles, Make A Lovely Light*

*It’s a really old song. She’s a really old lady person.

And I say “Happy” but in truth I hope she lost her eyebrows.

I hate her.

happy 68th birthday hillary

Meanwhile, Back At Her Castle…

Sidney Blumenthal is a long-time Clinton family operative and currently heads the black ops wing of the feared Clinton Flying Media Monkey Sluts.

We haven’t heard the last of him, I hope.

back at the castle

Campaign Stalled, Jeb Jettisons Crew

adm jeb

Hillary Rodhamilhouse Nixon


Reliable Witnesses Claim Bernie Sanders Has Publicly Dropped Out

The Senator’s campaign claims the photo shows Sanders experiencing an “unfortunate mis-packaging” while “working without a net” that has since been rectified. They insist he’s staying in and moving on.

sun bern

My New News Format Proposal

Boss says we go nekkid, by golly we’ll go full bore nekkid. Con Gusto!

Below is a screen grab from my own personally-financed, staffed and cast production of a 2 hour News Extravanaganza pilot episode, now showing to MFNS executives and station owners nationwide for their approval. Following their (no doubt) enthusiastic acceptance, I expect the program will launch, in prime time, immediately.

(Note: Comments will be moderated and are limited to sober, knowledgeable and mature insight and criticism only.**)



**not really

We Had A Misprint On The Title… So We Had To Put A Sticker On Every Copy

It’s a cheap fix. Beats reprinting the entire run.


Hanging Out With Joe

I probably got a little carried away with this one…

hangin out with joe