Fundamental Change has arrived. Aided by the Democrats, the Media, Academia, Non-Governmental Organizations and Assorted Activist Liberal Monkey Sluts (some flying, most just grounders and treelings) all marching in lockstep obedience to sniff and exult every Macadamia scented poot that emanates from the prolapsed sphincter of Barack Hussein Obama, we’ve come to this shit right here.
And it was all way too easily achieved.
I hear she’s lost weight so there will never be a better opportunity to hit the target – I mean like spontaneously – without the pain of, um…seducing her. I’d do it myself but I’m not allowed to do any heavy lifting.
And why? Just take a look at her Halloween costume this year. (Note: The photo you may have seen posted on the internet recently has been altered. It is a fake. This is the actual, un-retouched original photo I swear.)
I hate her.
Her actual quote, too.
*It’s a really old song. She’s a really old lady person.
And I say “Happy” but in truth I hope she lost her eyebrows.
I hate her.
Sidney Blumenthal is a long-time Clinton family operative and currently heads the black ops wing of the feared Clinton Flying Media Monkey Sluts.
We haven’t heard the last of him, I hope.
The Senator’s campaign claims the photo shows Sanders experiencing an “unfortunate mis-packaging” while “working without a net” that has since been rectified. They insist he’s staying in and moving on.
Boss says we go nekkid, by golly we’ll go full bore nekkid. Con Gusto!
Below is a screen grab from my own personally-financed, staffed and cast production of a 2 hour News Extravanaganza pilot episode, now showing to MFNS executives and station owners nationwide for their approval. Following their (no doubt) enthusiastic acceptance, I expect the program will launch, in prime time, immediately.
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MFNS NEWS – YOU CAN’T NOT WATCH
**not really
It’s a cheap fix. Beats reprinting the entire run.
I probably got a little carried away with this one…
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
