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Monthly Archives: October 2015
Obama Finally Comes Through – Keeps His Promise
Posted by on October 30, 2015
Fundamental Change has arrived. Aided by the Democrats, the Media, Academia, Non-Governmental Organizations and Assorted Activist Liberal Monkey Sluts (some flying, most just grounders and treelings) all marching in lockstep obedience to sniff and exult every Macadamia scented poot that emanates from the prolapsed sphincter of Barack Hussein Obama, we’ve come to this shit right here.
And it was all way too easily achieved.
Someone Needs To Punch Daft Slut Lena Dunham Right In Her Ripped Out Fireplace Of A Vagina
Posted by on October 28, 2015
I hear she’s lost weight so there will never be a better opportunity to hit the target – I mean like spontaneously – without the pain of, um…seducing her. I’d do it myself but I’m not allowed to do any heavy lifting.
And why? Just take a look at her Halloween costume this year. (Note: The photo you may have seen posted on the internet recently has been altered. It is a fake. This is the actual, un-retouched original photo I swear.)
I hate her.
Her actual quote, too.
Sixty Eight Candles, Make A Lovely Light*
Posted by on October 26, 2015
*It’s a really old song. She’s a really old lady person.
And I say “Happy” but in truth I hope she lost her eyebrows.
I hate her.
Meanwhile, Back At Her Castle…
Posted by on October 25, 2015
Sidney Blumenthal is a long-time Clinton family operative and currently heads the black ops wing of the feared Clinton Flying Media Monkey Sluts.
We haven’t heard the last of him, I hope.
Reliable Witnesses Claim Bernie Sanders Has Publicly Dropped Out
Posted by on October 19, 2015
The Senator’s campaign claims the photo shows Sanders experiencing an “unfortunate mis-packaging” while “working without a net” that has since been rectified. They insist he’s staying in and moving on.
My New News Format Proposal
Posted by on October 18, 2015
Boss says we go nekkid, by golly we’ll go full bore nekkid. Con Gusto!
Below is a screen grab from my own personally-financed, staffed and cast production of a 2 hour News Extravanaganza pilot episode, now showing to MFNS executives and station owners nationwide for their approval. Following their (no doubt) enthusiastic acceptance, I expect the program will launch, in prime time, immediately.
(Note: Comments will be moderated and are limited to sober, knowledgeable and mature insight and criticism only.**)
MFNS NEWS – YOU CAN’T NOT WATCH
**not really
We Had A Misprint On The Title… So We Had To Put A Sticker On Every Copy
Posted by on October 13, 2015
It’s a cheap fix. Beats reprinting the entire run.
Hanging Out With Joe
Posted by on October 11, 2015
I probably got a little carried away with this one…
