1. Did Caitlyn Jennitals give Willie Clintoris a “bootie call”? If I were married to Shrillary, I could get amorous with an In-sink-er-ator quite easily, so I can’t fault Willie.

  2. “You could tell from the way the floor joists screamed out in protest that this wasn’t the first cupcake shop door she’d slipped through – one hip at a time. Not because it looked sexy to walk that way; she just couldn’t fit both massive hips through the door at the same time.”

  3. “She looked so helpless there lying spread eagled on the floor…….” “So I beat the eagle off……”

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