I’ve got the Chinese slave works factory all tooled up, but they want cash in advance. So I’m looking for an Angel.
I have invented the Gay Love Doll.
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Words fail me.
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Where do I send it?
The usual drop site. Thanks WoodsterAngel!
Why you want to put a hole in me and sell me off as a sex slave?
Well, they’re mass-produced replicas. And imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?
And stick a damn gay flag in my ear.
We had to, dude. Little kids thought they were coin banks.
When I first saw this I thought it was a lamont selfie, but then I noticed this photo looks WAAAAAAY too intelligent by comparison.
They aren’t sentient…but they are very absorbent!
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