Let’s do this one next.
The Nacotchtank were a native Algonquian people who lived in the area of what is now Washington, D.C. during the 1600s. Their principal village (also named Nacotchtank) was situated within the modern borders of the District of Columbia.
Works for me.
EARL OF TAINT 
If we’re going to revert to ORIGINAL names, why don’t we call lamont “Barry Soetoro”, or “Bendover Barry”, or “Pizza Shit”, or “Wide receiver for the mooselim team”, or “Frank Marshall Davis Jr.”?