Monthly Archives: August 2015

No More Porky Pig?

Came across this story yesterday over at Moonbattery

It’s like living in an Onion parody of obsequious totalitarian dhimmitude. The words “pork” and “pig” are following the Confederate flag down the memory hole, lest they offend hostile savages:

To avoid the risk of potentially offending a Muslim somewhere, [Oxford University Press] has banned the use of the words “pig” and “pork” from children’s books as it might offend Islamic readers.

Oxford University Press is one of the largest publishers in the world.

So I figure there will be lots of titles out there that need to be rewritten. And they’ll need new art. In an effort to possibly snag some of that juicy re-illustrating action for myself, I have revised – completely at my own expense – the following classic title, so as to make it socially and politically acceptable by the new, non-offensive standards: Interested publishers and/or authors may contact me through this blog.
Don't be a perv! The Wolf is holding his stick!

Don’t be a perv! The Wolf is holding his stick!

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Yes, I’m Having One

slow fucking day

She’s Got Mud To Burn

Hillary says she won’t “get down in the mud” with Republicans who are telling the truth about her. As though she’s above such things as answering questions and explaining her illegal actions to the public.

Anyway, right now she’s in pretty deep mud of her own making. It looks like mud, anyway.

MUD

Spotted At The Iowa State Fair

The Hog's identity is being withheld at the request of the Hog.

The Hog’s identity is being withheld at the request of the Hog.

“Cash For Cadavers” – The History Of Planned Parenthood: Part 1: The Grave Robbers

Planned Parenthood

He’s Hard On Everybody

loser fish

“Under My Plan, Energy Costs Will Necessarily Skyrocket”

skyrocket man

Last Minute Instructions To The Backup President Before Vacation

joe instructions

And they’re off!

vacation2015

I’d Think Donald Trump Would Be Rather Easy For Rosie To Explain To Her Kids (Caution – NSFW – Lesbeing Sex)

I mean, all things considered, explaining The Donald to the kids ought to be a cakewalk.

sad rosie

That’s Rosie’s actual tweeted dialog right there.

Anyway begin the explanation with “Mommy started it”.

Trump had pardoned a beauty pageant contestant and argued she was worthy of a second chance. Rosie spoke up on The View with her objection to the notion of Trump as a moral role model. Among her comments that day:

baba rosie view

And then Trump fired back, calling her fat. And it was on. Timeline detailed here, if you care to know it.

Joe Sets Off On A Quiet Retreat To Think Deeply On 2016 Presidential Decision

Compare And Contrast

I wouldn’t mind seeing this matchup

I apologize for any seizures but cannot be held legally liable for any harm or injuries therefrom. Really sorry.

I apologize for any seizures but cannot be held legally liable for any harm or injuries therefrom. Really sorry.

Desperate Baby Killer

chopped