No More Porky Pig?

Came across this story yesterday over at Moonbattery

It’s like living in an Onion parody of obsequious totalitarian dhimmitude. The words “pork” and “pig” are following the Confederate flag down the memory hole, lest they offend hostile savages:

To avoid the risk of potentially offending a Muslim somewhere, [Oxford University Press] has banned the use of the words “pig” and “pork” from children’s books as it might offend Islamic readers.

Oxford University Press is one of the largest publishers in the world.

So I figure there will be lots of titles out there that need to be rewritten. And they’ll need new art. In an effort to possibly snag some of that juicy re-illustrating action for myself, I have revised – completely at my own expense – the following classic title, so as to make it socially and politically acceptable by the new, non-offensive standards: Interested publishers and/or authors may contact me through this blog.
Don't be a perv! The Wolf is holding his stick!
Don’t be a perv! The Wolf is holding his stick!


  1. Yes…no kidding…I’ve been thinking lately that there are so many cities, towns, places, buildings, books….the list is endless….that would have to be renamed. Here in the New Orleans area, they are all up in arms wanting N.O. to take down the revered statues of Robert Lee and others. But it seems there are just as many fighting to keep them as there are folks who want to get rid of them.

  2. I am offended by muslims. Everything about them offends me … they need to stay in their own cesspools of the middle east and forget about us. If not … there will be a big fucking war led by complete asshole such as HILLARY FUCKING CLINTON and even stupider people in Europe. Millions will die for nothing. Make be embarrassed to be a member of the human race. Just too stupid to survive the long haul.

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