Based on the original instructional graphic and idea forwarded to me by my good friend over at Come And Make It. The list is limited to the stool samples on the original, so I apologize for leaving off some of your favorites.
(I like Rick Perry, btw.)
So, MY question is, since kenya and Hawaii have claimed lamont as their own, after he gets his 72 virgins, WHERE will he be in-turd?
Best solution would be the halfway point between the two. Somewhere in the Indian Ocean, I’d guess.
Don’t you mean the “Indigenous American Oce…” NEVERMIND.
Getting to your “halfway” suggestion, if we considered the “shortest distance between two points” and used the “CHORD” of the radius, we could say that he would be about 1,100 miles BENEATH the Earth’s surface… GREAT scenario! Thanks for the fantastic visual.
I’m either Donald Trump or have a partial bowel blockage as of late.
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Earl, I know exactly why you like Perry poops, it scratches those itchy rhoids on it’s way out.