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Obama’s Grandmother Vows To Cook Him A Traditional Kenyan Meal When He Visits

5 Comments Posted by Earl of Taint on July 7, 2015

It’s not confirmed Obama will attend the meal.

However the White House is calling in a local professional to assist, just in case.

puyalluppete July 7, 2015 at 9:01 pm
You found “Mama look-a-boo boo day”! You rascal you.
She can cook road kill and it tastes like Prime. Poor Mooch will ever get it.

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GruntOfMonteCristo July 8, 2015 at 7:33 am
Mmmmmm. Bushmeat. Nothing like it when you’re taking a break from the usual 70,000 yen endangered bluefin tuna regimen.

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- Earl of Taint July 8, 2015 at 8:31 pm
  It probably tastes very similar to Wagyu. I hope he personally finds out.
  
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papabear1950 July 8, 2015 at 11:52 pm
Is THAT cover of N.G. showing magilla obama before she was diagnosed with “steatopygia”? I’ve seen a smaller “tail section” on an Airbus A380.

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Blu Lou Boyle July 10, 2015 at 12:17 pm
I’m certain the obamas have had much worse things in their mouths……..BARF!

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