Michael Moore Biopic Crawling Out For Summer


Do Not Pull That Finger!

Do Not Pull That Finger!

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9 responses to “Michael Moore Biopic Crawling Out For Summer

  1. Diogenes May 2, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    Almost as gross as the real thing! ;)

  2. GruntOfMonteCristo May 2, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Kinda wish he’d stay under there, you know? Do you suppose the nuclear experiment-gone-wrong that made him like he is cause him to have any super powers? Besides the ultra-strength repulsive field, I mean. Awesome work, Earl!

    • Earl of Taint May 3, 2015 at 8:38 am

      I think it was the jelly donuts more than the nuke thing. His power lies in his ability to repel, yes. His noxious gas has the strength of five rhinos and reportedly, those in the vicinity of the emission can actually taste it.

  3. Papabear May 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    I heard he has an identical twin sister named Lardocia. “There are those who say” that his full name is michael fungus moore, and the reason he was popular in college is because he walked around campus with a pizza I.V. He went in to get fitted for a suit, and the tailor asked “What’s your equator?” They have to cut around a bison 3 times to make him a belt! I’ve heard there’s a moon orbiting his waist. He’s banned from visiting Boulder Colorado because the gravity his fat ass generates screws up the atomic clock!

  4. KenH May 3, 2015 at 8:54 am

    I’m reminded of the whale carcass they tried to blow up a few years back, Lesson learned? Use LOTS MORE fucking explosives than you think you need. This fuck, make it at least 5 kilotons.

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