Looting The CVS – You’re Doing It Wrong


I think we’ve all grown to expect a higher level of effort than this. Where are the Big Screens? The LeBrons? The Liquor?? The Weave Thieves?

This is just lame. Saddens me to see how far they’ve fallen, the Baltimorons. Sigh.

And while we’re here, why don’t they make black toilet paper? And since we’re there, why not make toilet paper with seeds in it? Just fertilize and plant. “Go & Grow” …winner?

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11 responses to “Looting The CVS – You’re Doing It Wrong

  1. Adrienne April 27, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    I noticed that earlier today. WTHell? Toilet paper???

  2. AnyMan April 27, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    Give a little credit to the Baltimorons

    … someone took the initiative to burn a car.

    Then he probably had a sudden loss of bowl-contrl and needed the TP.

  3. Bruce Bausch April 27, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    Juss gimme summa dat free SHIT. We be riotin’ cuz we caint get uh job cuz whitey hate ah prezidunce cuz dey rasis’. Ah ansestezz dun pik cottin fo duh honkeez so dey mus let us steel shit cuz dey oh us repuh… rehpa… dey o us cuz ah gran babymama an gran babydaddy be werkin dey ass off fo nuttin, an dey dint even get no flatskrene tee v… tea vi… how duh fuk you spel T V anyway? Ben Carson b uh uhnalugee to reel africun amerikunz, so doan thro dat unkel tom back in ah face, HE not jen u wine black man. He be priviludge an liv bi WHITEY rule, he turn he back on afrikuh… he even LOOK white. I hadda steel dis sign-in from papabare cuz i cant get no passwird cuz i b black.

  4. proofpositiveblog April 28, 2015 at 12:29 am

    How lame is it to steal the store’s plastic bags to carry off your loot?

  5. Mike April 28, 2015 at 4:44 am

    Black to School Shopping fail.

  6. joe April 28, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    It seems these pictures are pretty clear. Track them down and give them jail time. I am so tired of this mess.

  7. Wahoo April 28, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    Underachievers.

  8. Reaganite Republican April 29, 2015 at 2:20 am

    I was struck by that too, all the people looting PAPER TOWELS!
    Nothing better in CVS? A box of Band-Aids or a chapstick is worth more lol

  9. grayjohn April 29, 2015 at 6:43 am

    Those aren’t protestors, those are legitimate targets. Looters should be shot on sight, as should anyone throwing projectiles at the police. Stop screwing around with these scumbags.

  10. GnomeSane May 3, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Dat be how dey roll.

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