“The capitan has indicated that we have reached cruise altitude of 45 meters. In a moment, Hortensia and I will distribute complementary cervezas and immigration cards. Just fill in your name; the Party Affiliation and Age=12 have been preprinted. The in-flight movie is Pinocchio with the “Pleasure Island” part edited out. You don’t need to see that. Remember, this is an all-smoking flight, all the time, and there are no bathrooms, so your limit is DOS cervezas. Thank you for flying Satanic Airways.”
I don’t think you could be more right on Earl of Taint!
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
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