Kids Fly Free!

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2 responses to “Kids Fly Free!

  1. GruntOfMonteCristo April 6, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    “The capitan has indicated that we have reached cruise altitude of 45 meters. In a moment, Hortensia and I will distribute complementary cervezas and immigration cards. Just fill in your name; the Party Affiliation and Age=12 have been preprinted. The in-flight movie is Pinocchio with the “Pleasure Island” part edited out. You don’t need to see that. Remember, this is an all-smoking flight, all the time, and there are no bathrooms, so your limit is DOS cervezas. Thank you for flying Satanic Airways.”

  2. Cry and Howl April 9, 2015 at 10:18 am

    I don’t think you could be more right on Earl of Taint!

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