Monthly Archives: April 2015

This Week With Kim Jongoon

Cord Hand - Warm Barrs

Cord Hand – Warm Barrs

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Thankfully, She’s Almost Finished

Muchthanks to alert reader Fred, who sent me the original pic. A tip o’ the taint to you, sir.

fat lady singing

Me Blogroll

I did a little updating on it tonight. I suck at maintenance.

If anyone out there not listed but would like to be, I’d be honored to add you (assuming you’re a decent, rational human being and not Barack Obama). Just let me know. Garcias.

Kharma’s A Bitch

This one was inspired by a message to me from the Afterlife. I have that gift…I’m a Receiver.

And in my vision of “Hell”, your punishment is a complete loss in your afterlife of something you hold most dear, in proportion to your evil deeds of this life. As such, I render the received message to you visually:

hilhell

Looting The CVS – You’re Doing It Wrong

I think we’ve all grown to expect a higher level of effort than this. Where are the Big Screens? The LeBrons? The Liquor?? The Weave Thieves?

This is just lame. Saddens me to see how far they’ve fallen, the Baltimorons. Sigh.

And while we’re here, why don’t they make black toilet paper? And since we’re there, why not make toilet paper with seeds in it? Just fertilize and plant. “Go & Grow” …winner?

looters

It Ain’t Peanuts.

fix is in

Future News

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Actual, Honest-To-Goodness, Hillary Bumper Sticker Ad

It’s a real thing, I promise.

This is a real ad from the Hillary for America campaign. The image of Bubba has been added for purposes of highlighting unintended Hillarity.

This is a real ad from the Hillary for America campaign. The image of Bubba has been added for purposes of highlighting unintended Hillarity.

Hillary Wants To Take The Money Out Of Politics

Evidently, depositing big gobs of it into her and Willie’s bank accounts qualifies.

granny graft

Gasp! I Almost Forgot About Tomorrow!

Have a Great Day chock full of wimpy, pseudo-scientific, emotionally overwrought appeals to DO SOMETHING TO SAVE THE PLANET RIGHT NOW, everybody!

Not me though. I likes the Earl.

EARLDAY