I understand we’re paying for some person(s) at the EPA to study and propose a crackdown on emissions from backyard cookouts? Welcome to the Age of Obama.
I hereby promise and do foreswear I will resist even unto my very demise any attempt to restrict my God-given right to smoke and/or grill meats as I see necessary and proper within the bounds of my own domain. I will enlist in the militant wing of the Kingsford Brigade, I do avow! They’ll have to take my Weber Kettle from my cold, dead oven mitts! Give me Smoky, Greasy, Delicious Animal Parts or give me Death!!
These slogans practically write themselves. Give me yours in the comments and join me in Resistance to Tyranny, huzzah!