Regular viewers know that I enjoy keeping up with Michelle Obama’s travels to exotic locations on my dime when I can barely afford a weekend at the beach. Each trip, I try to use my considerable influence as a semi-professional journalist to wrangle a few candid, unreleased press pool photos of the First Lady’s activities for the exclusive enjoyment of my readers.
Unfortunately, I was unavoidably delayed from coverage of her trip to Japan. But I was able to bring you these latest shots from her time in Cambodia. The girls and the First Lady Of The United States In Law, Mrs Marian Robertson, stayed on the plane.

FLOTUSIL
OK, the pictures:

Here FLOTUS picks up the First Lady of Cambodia, whatever her name is. And shut up, you couldn’t pronounce it anyway.

They wade over to the amazing temple at Angkor Wat. FLOTUS is on the far left.

The elephant rides were all broken that day

Asking directions to rest rooms and snack bar. The monks broke their vow of silence with the screaming.

Buddha’s Revenge sends her running
BTW – I photoshopped the Hostess Cupcakes, the rest is all original picture. I did NOT ‘shop dat ass up. That’s the real deal Neal. Good luck losing the visual and I am sorry.