Believe It Or Not, This Is A Thing


Gwyneth Paltrow steam-cleans her drapes soggy old vagina for energy.

Someone ought to lock up the licensing quick. Dipshits have money too.

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11 responses to “Believe It Or Not, This Is A Thing

  1. GruntOfMonteCristo January 31, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Recycling fee??? For her old brain cells? Maybe there’s a market for those next door at Cooter’s Recycling, Radiator Repair and Taqueria?

  2. Sid Vicious January 31, 2015 at 2:53 pm

    Comedy gold Earl. A masterpiece.

  3. Rick Lally January 31, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    Softens crust???????

    Bwaaahhhhhhh

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  5. Blue Lou Boyle January 31, 2015 at 11:07 pm

    Another Martian!!!!!!

  6. Wahoo February 1, 2015 at 6:18 am

    I’ll never eat another steamed clam.

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