Monthly Archives: November 2014
I thought we’d kick-off the Holiday season with a heartburning tale of a man who wakes up from a coma to discover an evil, miserly, community-organizing crap weasel has taken over his town. Striving against all odds, he is determined to make it home to the family he has forgotten – hoping they haven’t forgotten him too.RATED PG-13 FOR ADULT LANGUAGE & SCARY ENDING. click the pic to enlarge
He’ll tell you when you’ve had enough.
Contrary To Obama’s Assertion, Polls Show The Majority Of Democratic Voters Want That Old Lesbian Car Smell
As most of you probably know, the Boss got hold of one of them Time Machine doo-jiggers over at the flea market. She let someone take it out for a few years and they come back with a picture of Old Obama on the verge of retirement because he found out everybody really hates his lying guts.
Well, she offered me a chance to take it out so hell yes I did. I thought real hard about checking out the past but changed my mind and went thirty years into the dadgum future! The year 2044. It looked like it was gonna be some really interesting stuff to report but then these three fellers come up to me and said I was causing problems and needed to go back. Seems I actually had died in 2038 (they won’t tell me how!) and so I was causing all kinds of issues with the whole space-time continuum deal, being I was a dead guy walking amongst the living and stuff.
Anyhow so before they throwed me out, I was able to get one good picture of Obama and fix it up to share with all of y’all. There’s words too, to explain what’s going on. It’s pretty professional of a presentation, I think. I guess that course at the community college was worth the forty dollars, huh? Tell you what.
I have to go lie down now, I’m feeling pretty dizzy from traveling beyond my own demise and back. Here’s the picture:
BRISBANE, Australia — President Obama dismissed renewed criticism of his signature health care law Sunday and disputed an assertion from a former architect of the policy who claimed the administration had deceived lawmakers…
…“I just heard about this,” Obama said during a news conference at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it is no reflection on the actual process that was run.”