Monthly Archives: November 2014

It’s A Wonderful Twilight Zone Christmas Miracle

I thought we’d kick-off the Holiday season with a heartburning tale of a man who wakes up from a coma to discover an evil, miserly, community-organizing crap weasel has taken over his town. Striving against all odds, he is determined to make it home to the family he has forgotten – hoping they haven’t forgotten him too.

RATED PG-13 FOR ADULT LANGUAGE & SCARY ENDING.
crap life
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Feeling Stuffed?

He’ll tell you when you’ve had enough.

So good, they have to shove it down your throat!

So good, we have to shove it down your throat!

 

Let Us Give Thanks For This Bountiful Harvest

thankstaking

Because The “Booze, Cigs And Perfume Party” Doesn’t Have The Same Cachet

looters

Contrary To Obama’s Assertion, Polls Show The Majority Of Democratic Voters Want That Old Lesbian Car Smell

The Stench Of Inevitability

The Stench Of Inevitability

In 30 Years, Obama Is A King

As most of you probably know, the Boss got hold of one of them Time Machine doo-jiggers over at the flea market. She let someone take it out for a few years and they come back with a picture of Old Obama on the verge of retirement because he found out everybody really hates his lying guts.

Well, she offered me a chance to take it out so hell yes I did. I thought real hard about checking out the past but changed my mind and went thirty years into the dadgum future! The year 2044. It looked like it was gonna be some really interesting stuff to report but then these three fellers come up to me and said I was causing problems and needed to go back. Seems I actually had died in 2038 (they won’t tell me how!) and so I was causing all kinds of issues with the whole space-time continuum deal, being I was a dead guy walking amongst the living and stuff.

Anyhow so before they throwed me out, I was able to get one good picture of Obama and fix it up to share with all of y’all. There’s words too, to explain what’s going on. It’s pretty professional of a presentation, I think. I guess that course at the community college was worth the forty dollars, huh? Tell you what.

I have to go lie down now, I’m feeling pretty dizzy from traveling beyond my own demise and back. Here’s the picture:

(L to R) Princess Malaria, Queen Michelle, the Queen Granny, King O'Ba-Ma, Unknown, Unknown, Unknown, Princess Mustafa

(L to R) Princess Malaria, Queen Michelle, the Queen Granny, King O’Ba-Ma, Unknown, Unknown, Unknown, Princess Mustafa

 

It’s A Great Question And He’s Really Sorry He Asked

illogical

They’re Illegal, Not Stupid

Estamos ilegal, no estúpido.

Estamos ilegal, no estúpido.

We Got 99 Problems And This Bitch Is Every One Of Them

lawless

How Can We Sleep When Our Beds Are Burning?

Unintended Consequences

Unintended Consequences of Unrest