Hawaii Officials Drop Plan To Name Park For Obama ***UPDATE: More Appropriate Facility Found

UPDATE – Hawaiian Officials to dedicate new national monument honoring Obama:

(H/T to investigative reporter Grunt of Monte Christo)

A Fitting Testimonial

A Fitting Testimonial



HONOLULU (MFNS) – Two Honolulu city councilmen have dropped plans to rename a popular beach for President Barack Obama.

The Honolulu Star-Advertiser reports Councilman Stanley Chang and Council Chairman Ernie Martin decided to withdraw the proposal after hearing from the public.

The councilmen last week introduced a resolution to change the name of Sandy Beach Park to President Barack Obama’s Sandy Vagina Park.

Martin says in a statement that he heard historic and cultural sensitivity concerns from the community about the name change.

He says there may be other public facilities more appropriate to honor the president and plans to take suggestions for the memorial from MFNS readers, right here in the comments.

What Might Have Been.

What Might Have Been.


29 responses to “Hawaii Officials Drop Plan To Name Park For Obama ***UPDATE: More Appropriate Facility Found

  1. diogenes October 8, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    Earl, if they ever build a Museum of Political Humor, I hope they build a wing just for you!

  2. GruntOfMonteCristo October 8, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    “Enhanced Gravity” Beautiful! :)

    For that other beach, how about:

    “Barrly Still Radioactive South Beach, Johnston Atoll.”

    “Trans-fat-free, Trans-America, Michelle Obama Tranny Beach.”

    “Barry’s Momma’s Nude Beach, Skankpoint, Oahu.”

    “Slippery Slope Half-Black Sand Beach, North Kona.”

  3. willysgoatgruff October 8, 2014 at 6:58 pm

    Wasn’t Sandy Vagina one of the Lemon sisters?

  4. Proof (@ProofBlog) October 8, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    Or ‘Son of a Beach Park’, if they still want to name it after Obama

  5. Question Diversity October 8, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    I like True News USA’s version too:

  6. GruntOfMonteCristo October 8, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Maybe they should just name a sand trap at Waikele Golf Course for him. Call it “Barack’s Ball-less Pit.” No matter how many golf balls you hit into it, it still has “Zero Balls.”

    Or, Obama’s “Embrace the Suck” Beach. Deadly rip tides, 24/7.

  7. Wahoo October 9, 2014 at 4:35 am

    A sandy vagina can ruin your day, but there’s nothing worse than an itchy lei.

  8. joe October 9, 2014 at 6:43 am

    Good stuff, Earl. Wahoo: you made me chuckle. Thanks.

  9. Blue Lou Boyle October 10, 2014 at 8:04 am

    BHO national suck hole!!!! It’s beyond inspired Earl, you’ve obviously sold your soul to the devil in exchange for putting gallons of coffee through my nose. Thanks a lot ……… I will get even, you’ve been warned again ol chap……..

  10. papabear1950 October 10, 2014 at 8:40 am

    BHO National Suck Hole. Is that named after the “suckER”, or the “suckEE”? Personally, I thought these things didn’t get named/dedicated until the honoree was “post-mortem”, but I’m good with that. And considering that lamont is in the Oral Office, shouldn’t the agency be called the “Department of the Inferior”?

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