He Was Out Spreading The Gospel Of Monte Cristo


Diogenes Middle Finger found the testimonial.

saint swisher of sweets

 

 

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6 responses to “He Was Out Spreading The Gospel Of Monte Cristo

  1. wendybar August 26, 2014 at 8:59 am

    Per the Urban Dictionary….

    swisher

    As in a “Swisher” Brand ciggar. Filled with the worst tobacco you could possibly smoke. But the manufacturer knows that. They know that folks don’t actually smoke their shit.

    The purpose of the swisher is to roll a blunt and smoke weed.

    It is broken up down the center line, emptied of its original contents, refilled with marijuana, and resealed.

    One swisher can hold anywhere from a pinner 10 sack to a fat dub, depending on your rolling skills. They come in flavors such as Sweet (nasty), Strawberry (the best), grape (better), and peach (good).

    Don’t forget to pick up a swisher before you come through.

    • Earl of Taint August 26, 2014 at 9:03 am

      We’d swipe Swisher Sweets as kids, smoke ’em down by the creek. Tasted pretty sweet until you lit them.

      And blunts, yeah. Kids don’t even clean they weed – they twist up seeds, stems & all. That just nasty.

  2. OldWhiteythat ain't gonna die, not just yet. Sorry, oprah-get gayle to come slap me around... PLEASE!!! August 26, 2014 at 10:34 am

    Yo
    Roll me a nutter skunker
    Just like the other’n, bro!
    We be suffrin here in Florissant, MO
    – I been callin up to big Al’s Chi-Town of some wheat and they unloaded the last of the last load….
    From Jesus!

    JESUS RODRIQUEZ!

    Damn, heard Jesus got a hit on his head for the shitty skunk

    I wish we were closer to th border… Texas gets the good shit, and a obama-tacobender rolls up hiway 75 with a UHaul fulla skunk
    Where the hell is DEA when we need their asses—— CLEARLY THEY HIDIN THEY NUTZ!
    WE GOT RIPPED OFF
    We need JUSTICE and JESSE (pass the plate panhandlin adulteratin’ penis handilin’ racebaiter)
    and BIG ALBERT. ( hey hey hey. Look up his current ho…. For $6 mil in debt, he’s living a large American dream .. But she’s milking it up)
    I could never afford her. I can’t afford my Llama!

  3. Blue Lou Boyle August 26, 2014 at 11:22 am

    Oh Lawdy! Oh Lawdy! Done taken another innocent child to his bosom….. As Mr Rogers used to say ” boys and girls, welcome to my neighborhood! can you say THUG? “

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  5. Wiliam August 26, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    SHUUUUUUSH!!!….he was just starting college

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