Saying that golf “clears” lamont’s mind is like saying “rain gets the ocean wet”. Suffice it to say that “nature abhors the inside of lamont’s skull”!
My wife wanted to get the movie “Cocoon” from Netflix, but I told her I didn’t want to watch a documentary of lamont narrated by Mel Tillis.
By the way… people have been misunderstanding lamont for over 5 years now regarding a favorite phrase of his… he is actually saying “Let me be QUEER”! Just trying to help here.
the “Earl of shit for brains”. …..oops, anyone listening…..Homeland Security, FBI, CIA,….any of those guys?….hope not, cause he’s the “dick of all dicks”…..the “shit of all shits”….forever in my book.
heevy Peavy,
Preoccupation with scat and phallic references… YEP… ol’ “heevy” is JUST as normal as an infamous polite politician in a “gay bar”, Barney, (may I push in your stool?), Frank, or Rosie, (I took out my teeth and GUMMED off my publisher’s “junk”), O’Donnell!
Thanks Earl of Taint! I’ve decided to keep C & H up as well. I have to take into consideration the C & H Top Conservative Blog award which comes out in a couple of months. Can’t wait! Adding Earl of Taint here!
Saying that golf “clears” lamont’s mind is like saying “rain gets the ocean wet”. Suffice it to say that “nature abhors the inside of lamont’s skull”!
My wife wanted to get the movie “Cocoon” from Netflix, but I told her I didn’t want to watch a documentary of lamont narrated by Mel Tillis.
lol – good stuff Bruce!
If golf clears his mind, surely it’s empty by now…
Yep, crystal clear.
Should’ve been a yellow line down his back.
By the way… people have been misunderstanding lamont for over 5 years now regarding a favorite phrase of his… he is actually saying “Let me be QUEER”! Just trying to help here.
Thx for the laughs
Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 10:48:33 +0000 To: stumpysteve@hotmail.com
the “Earl of shit for brains”. …..oops, anyone listening…..Homeland Security, FBI, CIA,….any of those guys?….hope not, cause he’s the “dick of all dicks”…..the “shit of all shits”….forever in my book.
Forever? I’m honored, Hippie.
heevy Peavy,
Preoccupation with scat and phallic references… YEP… ol’ “heevy” is JUST as normal as an infamous polite politician in a “gay bar”, Barney, (may I push in your stool?), Frank, or Rosie, (I took out my teeth and GUMMED off my publisher’s “junk”), O’Donnell!
You’re welcome. And thank you!
Hey Earl!
Just stopping by to let you know I’ve started a new blog … Cry and Howl is still up (for now) but stop by the new one when you can.
Steve
Congrats on the new site! Added to my blog roll.
Thanks Earl of Taint! I’ve decided to keep C & H up as well. I have to take into consideration the C & H Top Conservative Blog award which comes out in a couple of months. Can’t wait! Adding Earl of Taint here!