Mysterious Recurring Fish Kill Off Martha’s Vineyard Baffles Scientists

6 Comments Posted by on August 12, 2014

For the sixth year in a row, a massive fish kill has scientists scratching their heads. “We’re seeing this happen every August.” according to a marine biologist who requested anonymity, “It appears some sort of toxic bloom occurs at this point every summer. We’ve no clue as to the cause.”

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6 responses to “Mysterious Recurring Fish Kill Off Martha’s Vineyard Baffles Scientists”

  1. Paul H. Lemmen August 12, 2014 at 8:21 am

    Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man and commented:
    Heh.

  3. Wiliam August 12, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    Ah, the Hillary/Bill fishblue algae bloom…it strikes when it wants to

  4. papabear1950 August 12, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    I think the problem is magilla obama’s identical twin sister Flatulenta snorkeling nearby.

  5. Blue Lou Boyle August 12, 2014 at 10:33 pm

    I think it’s Wookie related……..

  6. Quinn August 13, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    Often fish kills are due to bait fish (bunkers, menhaden) being rounded up by stripers into a confined area. The oxygen gets depleted from the high fish density. Leaping onto shore is the end result. Great opportunity to gather bait for lobster traps, or fertilize the garden.

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