Please Let Her Be Their War Chief


On behalf of conservative photoshoppers everywhere, I beg the dems to nominate Liawatha Fauxcahontas Warren.

Hillary’s a hoot but she’s pretty old. And rich. Elizabeth is a youthful 65 and she only has a few million. Hardly well off. Much better optics for the party. And I’ll be more than happy to help spread those visuals around.

tardball

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5 responses to “Please Let Her Be Their War Chief

  1. Blue Lou Boyle July 16, 2014 at 8:43 am

    Go get her Earl!!!! BTW may i most humbly suggest “turdball”

  2. GruntOfMonteCristo July 16, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    “Lean Fumunda.” Heh!

    Faux squaw good for plenty laughs, but me thinkum headband way too tight!

  3. Blue Lou Boyle July 17, 2014 at 6:37 am

    You think she sends a thrill up Mathews leg??? Another door knob with legs for President???
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  4. papabear1950 July 17, 2014 at 8:04 am

    Earl, using Liawatha AND Fauxcahontas in the same moniker is hilarious! I’ve got to inform you that her parents DID employ the typical method for naming her… by observing something happening when she was born. Her given name is “Steaming Pile Of Buffalo Shit”.
    If she, (yes, let a conservative give advice to a libtard on how to succeed in winning elections like they do for us), wants to sell the “American Indian” horse-exhaust to gullible voters, she’s gonna have to change her pronoun usage in the grand tradition of Jay Silverheels… “Me wantum run President… me fixum economy, me healum middle east… me rippum-off rich”. It’s the only hope she has for moving into the White Tepee!
    Blue Lou Boyle…
    “…thrill up Mathews [sic] leg”… she’s a GIRL! There’s really NO chance… the “thrill is GONE” for Chrissy to have THAT experience with HER!

  5. Blue Lou Boyle July 20, 2014 at 11:57 am

    Papa bear, your too generous saying she is a girl!
    Cheers

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