Some of my favorite things:
Little kids. Love them all to pieces. Especially the ones who’ve yet to enter our public schools.
Families.
And Doggies. I love ’em.
And Daft Leftist Douchetools. They give me the best material. Bless their hearts.
Have a safe, happy holiday weekend folks. Godspeed to the folks in Carolina.
Gee Wally, where are the pictures of the muzlim marching bands playing Sousa tunes?