lamont is more of a dick than Nixon! He should have to wear a “body condom” like Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun just to protect US from him splurging all over! (I don’t think we have much to fear about his “schlort” ever being an issue. Like his cajones, it resides in the Wookiee’s purse!)
Whoa! This is even better than your Eric Holder, separated at birth graphic! Awesome work.
Jug-eared cocksucking scumbag, similar as far as the scumbag part
EARL OF TAINT 
lamont is more of a dick than Nixon! He should have to wear a “body condom” like Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun just to protect US from him splurging all over! (I don’t think we have much to fear about his “schlort” ever being an issue. Like his cajones, it resides in the Wookiee’s purse!)
Whoa! This is even better than your Eric Holder, separated at birth graphic! Awesome work.
Jug-eared cocksucking scumbag, similar as far as the scumbag part