No Airstrikes But Obama Considering Special Forces To Iraq

Acknowledging the sectarian nature of the conflict in Iraq, President Obama has ruled out deployment of decent, God-fearing Christian and Jewish troops to support the security mission there. A presidential spokesperson stated the White House view was that Muslims were already on edge so why provoke them further with filthy kaffir. Thus, the decision was made to deploy the 455th Gay Atheist Brigade in a colorful display sure to brighten-up the drabbest decor.

Aren’t they festive?



  1. OH… that issss ssssimply FAAAAAAABULOUSSSS!!!!!!!!! I’m concerned that some will suggest the photo was “‘shopped” because nobody is wearing pants-less chaps, but the concept is SSSSUPER!

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