1. Did you hear about lamont getting out of the shower and noticing his face was COMPLETELY WHITE! Worried that he might have vitiglio, (what Michael Jackson had), he went to the doctor to get diagnosed. After a short examination, the doc left the room and returned shortly with a large glass filled with a brown liquid. Handing it to lamont, he told him to drink it all quickly and it would return him to normal. So he chugged it down, and with a grimaced face he said, “what WAS that, doc? it tasted like BULLSHIT!” The doc answered, “It WAS,,, you were a quart LOW!”

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