China Vacation Pic 4: BREAKING – – AIR QUALITY EMERGENCY – –


(MFNS CHINA) We were all setup and ready to get pictures of FLOTUS as she came into town for lunch but the smog became really thick, obscuring our view. We hung out a few hours waiting for her to finish but the visibility was still so poor, we knew it was pointless to even try to get a shot. Then a major sewer line broke.

We report this not because we have official confirmation of the facts but the foul stench was so immediate and overwhelming, there could be no other rational possibility of its source. As of this writing 7 persons have required hospitalization and dozens of other have been treated at the scene.  Injuries include scorched lungs, chemically-peeled sinuses and temporary blindness, though the majority of victims complain only of intense nausea and an extreme aversion to ever eating food again.

At this time, Chinese officials have not ruled out terrorism and the investigation is ongoing. US officials assure us FLOTUS was never in any danger though some members of her Secret Service detail were reportedly found passed out in the restaurant, just now.

china smog

5 responses to “China Vacation Pic 4: BREAKING – – AIR QUALITY EMERGENCY – –

  1. diogenes March 27, 2014 at 1:21 am

    You get combat pay for this one!

  2. Mac March 27, 2014 at 7:43 am

    Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. Nice one!

  3. muse1876 March 27, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    First Lady passes lethal gas. More news at 11.

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