Monthly Archives: March 2014

War News: Koreas Fire At Each Other’s Waters – Multiple Sea Casualties, Deaths Reported

Compiled from MFNS Staff reports

SEOUL, March 31st (MFNS) – Dirty Korea fired more than 100 artillery rounds into Good Korean Waters as part of a drill on Monday, prompting the Goods to fire back, officials in Seoul said. More than 100 Dirty Korean shells out of 500 or so fired landed in Good Korean Waters, prompting the Good marines to fire back with more than 300 rounds into the Dirty Waters. Both Waters suffered significant casualties and deaths though reports are sketchy and the numbers are unconfirmed.

Dirty Korea released a photograph of leader Kim Jung Un inspecting what appears to be holes in the Dirty Waters. Based on this photo, our own field reports and interviews with survivors and eyewitnesses, we have created the map below indicating points where the Waters on both sides were shot to death.

If the numbers hold true, this will rank as perhaps the most deadly tragedy since the attacks on Pearl Harbor, in terms of Waters.

sea shot to death

korea battle map

BTW, Here’s How I’d Screw With The EPA Methane Monitors

air monitor

Establishment GOP Trots Out Stealth Candidate for President.

They’re doing it again. Idiots.


Obama Administration Plans To Monitor Methane Output From Major Sources, Also Cows

This one hits close to home.

methane monitor

With Obama Away, Uncle Joe Stands In As Consoler In Chief

squirrel joe hug

On His Way To The Next Fundraiser

wheelbarrow full

Obama And Old Lady In The Nursing Home

Stop me if you’ve heard this…

obama in rest home

They’re Only Scary To Creeps Like Harry

dark money

Lightbringer Trumps Pope

obama with pope

Like Beer Goggers Only Remony

uns hard remonade

FLOTUS’ China Vacation: Haggling With The Local Merchants

The Chinese drive a hard bargain.

chinese deli

So There! Biden Ignores Recent Nork Directive, Styles Hair Like Obama

Vice President Joe Biden delivered a sharp slap to the North Korean regime by openly defying a recent Kim Jung Un edict that all men style their hair in his fashion. In a clear dig at the directive, Biden appeared at a news conference today sporting hair styled like his own boss, Barack Obama. The Koreans responded with disdain, announcing they “take no account of man who head rook zachary rike dogtaint.” The White House refused comment.

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