Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
Fits my mood perfectly right now. My sister in law’s on her way over for dinner.
(edit: Be more worthwhile if I could serve her that duck.)
(edit: I apologize folks. You have no point of reference on my sister in law. My bad, sorry. Please note: This is a reasonable facsimile of the Ogress in question. An actual photo would leave you all blind.) ~ EoT
Dan Savage reviews just the introduction to Sarah Palin’s new book, because he couldn’t stomach any more than that after he’d “eaten an entire bag of dicks”.
**Which just happens to be exactly what being “politically correct” means. Dumbass.
“But people like me aren’t replacing “merry Christmas” with
“happy holidays” to be “politically correct,” as Palin insists
in the introduction to her stupid book, we’re doing it
because we don’t want people to think we’re assholes**.
So happy f***ing holidays to you, Sarah.
I hope you choke on a cinnamon bun.”
Here’s the whole piece–> Good Grief and Great Tits. It gets better. And by better I mean he gets worse.
Meanwhile, out just in time for Christmas (and it’s just hateful):