Monthly Archives: December 2013

Funny How The Champions Of The Poor All End Up So Rich…

Obama is bringing teh Class Warfarez in 2014. Ironical, it is.

money from poors

The New Barrys Are Out

new nookees

Hawaiian Authorities Alarmed By Recent Increase In Shark Attacks

shark attack

UPDATE: At the suggestion of Booby the Rocket Dog, I’m adding the Sharkenyan:


Icebound In The Antarctic


Obama’s Lines

Only one of them actually exists

the lines

Well Look Who Popped Up


Weeeell Fuck A Duck

Fits my mood perfectly right now. My sister in law’s on her way over for dinner.

(edit: Be more worthwhile if I could serve her that duck.)


(edit: I apologize folks. You have no point of reference on my sister in law. My bad, sorry. Please note: This is a reasonable facsimile of the Ogress in question. An actual photo would leave you all blind.) ~ EoT


Last Minute Push For Sign-Ups

I just want to help out anyway I can.

little red phony

Joy To The World


Incredible New Show – Must Watch!


Breaking: Hillary Falls Down Again

hillary fall

Dan Savage Is A Hateful Asshole

Dan Savage reviews just the introduction to Sarah Palin’s new book, because he couldn’t stomach any more than that after he’d “eaten an entire bag of dicks”.

An excerpt:

“But people like me aren’t replacing “merry Christmas” with
“happy holidays” to be “politically correct,” as Palin insists
in the introduction to her stupid book, we’re doing it
because we don’t want people to think we’re assholes**.

So happy f***ing holidays to you, Sarah.
I hope you choke on a cinnamon bun.”

**Which just happens to be exactly what being “politically correct” means. Dumbass.

Here’s the whole piece–> Good Grief and Great Tits. It gets better. And by better I mean he gets worse.

Meanwhile, out just in time for Christmas (and it’s just hateful):

dan savage is St Lichanus