1. I think Nancy Pegrossi has a little romance going on the side. She has a “boyfriend” (maybe like Frau Blucher in Young Frankenstein) with a strange name. She’s been known to hang around someone she refers to as Beau Tocks.
    I also think that “lamontula” wouldn’t have any reaction to seeing a crescent moon and star because there is no power against evil in izlam!

  2. I’m going to go on Halloween as the scariest creature imaginable:

    An ObamaCare Navigator.

    I’ll bring along some fake pop guns and fake blood, because I know when I tell people that their health care will be twice as expensive and half as good, they’ll be so terrified that they’ll want to shoot me.

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