Monthly Archives: September 2013

He Won Last Year So We Shouldn’t Even Be Playing This Year…Or Something



They Keep Talking About It Like It’s A Bad Thing…


It’s Not Adorable!

Half Steam Ahead.

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Obama “Won’t Negotiate With People Who Have Bombs Strapped To Their Chests.”

Oh look, he’s bowing again.

(Note the complete lack of a spine. Allows for extra flexibility.)


It’s Possible That Terms Of Respect Might Be Conveyed Differently In Other Cultures.

Or, maybe she just got humiliated – right out there on the World Stage/ International Arena/ In Front Of Everybody.


the cheese sits alone

Dozens Sickened, Hospitalised At Navy Yard Memorial Service


A mysterious gas released during today’s memorial service for the Navy Yard victims has hospitalized dozens of people exposed to the noxious substance. Witnesses on the scene reported a stench so foul that it was difficult to breathe before it dispersed, approximately 12 minutes after it was first emitted. Police have yet to identify the source of the gas, stating they cannot rule out terrorism at this point.

Eyewitness Vernon Van Dinkleberg gives this exclusive statement to MFNS: “Oh it was terrible, just the worst rotten ass kind of smell you could imagine. It was extremely sharp like acid. It burned my eyes, honestly. The odor was a combination of salsa picante, fried okra and raw sewage. The Devil’s own aftershave. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go burn these clothes.”

Security was already high at today’s service due to the presence of President and Mrs Obama, both of whom were completely unharmed. The President did appear a bit teary-eyed at one point in the service but the White House attributed that to heartfelt grief not a chemical burn.

mystery illness

Strings Attached

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Focus: A Short Quiz

In the collage below, President Barack Obama is focusing on something important. What is it?

  • A) The Middle Class
  • B) The Economy
  • C) Jobs
  • D) Middle Class Jobs
  • E) Barack Obama
  • F) Fucking Off
  • G) All Of The Above
  • H) None Of The Above
  • I) A-B-C-D And Republicans Are Racist Assholes
  • J) E-F And He’s A Weak Whiny Lying Fembot Of A Man





Hey Genius, We Sent Them To Mess With You.


Decent Americans

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