Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
James Garfield, poor horseman. Assassinated by a deranged Mustang.
TR, The Rough Rider. Mornings on Horseback. Case closed.
LBJ. You can’t see it but he probably had his dick out.
Jimmy Peanuts. “Whoa, Economy!”
Yeah, left him out of the original. The very idea, right?
Fresh Prince of the Unicornian Vagina Vapors. Four more years.