Black Sheep, Black Sheep, Have You Any Donuts?

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Don’t Look Now, Here Comes Amnesty

U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services plans to seek a vendor to produce as many as 34 million blank work permits and ‘green cards’ – the paperwork that authorizes illegal immigrants to live and work in the United States – as the White House prepares to issue an executive order after the Nov. 4 midterm elections. (The Story)

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More Tabloid News

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JOBOLA

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OBOLA

Shown here under electron micrography, an ebola virion anally violating a molecule of hopeandchange#2

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I Am Normally Skeptical Of Tabloid Reporting But This Just Rings True…

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Obama Taps Fat Slob Policy Wonk To Head Ebola Response

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“I Want This Entire Country Scrubbed, Sterilized And Disinfected!”

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White House: Halloween Delayed Until After Mid-Term Elections

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It Won’t Be This Close

Thanks to my good buddy Grunt of Monte Cristo for the inspiration.abbott wins

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