Swamp Thing

It’s an honest mistake. Both rip into the watercress face first. In the water they’re identical. Out of the water, well one has a paddle tail and the other has a big giant splitter.

POTUS visits an Everglades swamp in Florida. /FILE PHOTO

POTUS visits an Everglades swamp in Florida. /FILE PHOTO

The Toddler Acted Stupidly

In a rare show of fairness, I decided to post the original photo from which the post below was derived. You’ll notice that Boehner and McConnell are nowhere to be seen. I added them through a rather crude form of photo manipulation known popularly as “Photoshop”. Yes I did. Note that the character lying prone on the carpet is not Mitch McConnell, but a young child who reportedly informed the First (ahem) Lady that she would not eat the broccoli rabe/quinoa & corn smut appetizer “not ever EVER!”, triggering an impulsive right jab and swinging head kick from FLOTUS that knocked the child insensible. Mrs Obama claims she overheard the child telling her mother that a ‘big nasty gorilla is trying to make me eat her poo-poo!’, which caused a snap reaction and momentary loss of self-control. That and the steroids. The child is resting comfortably and is expected to make a full recovery within 8-10 years.

For the record, that is what actually happened, my original post was all made up.

The Actual Photo, Unretouched.

The Actual Photo, Unretouched.

I Thought We Won?

carpet crawlers

Obama: We’re Not Losing The War I Ended

sinkhole

Not Forgotten

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This Comes Next

A real shame. I was never much into being a Boy Scout, myself. I was in Cub Scouts until I was 10 or 11.Then I started scouting girls.

Scoutfister Peter Tipp gives new members the Butt Scout Salute

Scoutfister Peter Tipp gives new members the Butt Scout Salute

Yes, She Does Think We’re Stupid

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How Mooch Got Alienated

Another one based on an idear from faithful reader Come And Take It. Cool stuff over there, btw. He’s making 3D Printers, the machines that print 3D objects from digital files. He’s a real go-getter. Makes me feel ashamed, like most highly productive people do. Lazy Shaming, it’s a microaggression, yep. Just like our poor little Ms Moose, who has endured them her entire deprived and disadvantaged life.

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New T-Shirt

Thanks to my buddy over at Come And Make It for the idea. We think it will be extremely popular in the Looter community.

Be True To Your School!

Be True To Your School!

The Clinton Clown Car

Borrowed from The Nutcracker Suite, which seems appropriate enough.

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