Attention All Schools – Can’t Sell Cupcakes? Try This Terrific New Fund Raising Idea!

Who needs Bake Sales? Want to see the kids line up to hand over their cash? Offer up your school Dietitian, Nutritionist or other Food Service employee to a live, man-eating Shark! Our portable Dunk Tanks are available now – book yours early to confirm for your next event! And don’t worry, we set up everything for you, including the shark! :) Then we pack everything and mop up/disinfect before we go. All you need is a good supply of Nutritionists. (Here’s a hint for those without a ready supply of Dietitians, etc. Round up some of your nosiest, naggiest, pickiest Parents – they work just as well, sometimes even better!) Hurry! Available dates for Fall Festivals are filling up fast so Call Today!

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I Thought He Only Ended War…Or UnWar Or Whatever It’s Called This Week

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Nancy Pelosi Hopes Nobody Is Paying Attention

Via The Daily Caller:

Maher asked Pelosi about recent polling which shows that the GOP is likely to take over the Senate and asked, given gridlock in Washingon, why it matters that Democrats keep control.

“It would be very important for the Democrats to retain control…” Pelosi told Maher. “Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.

Maher asked about voter turnout for Democrats, which he asserted was too low to carry the party in the mid-term.

“Nobody comes about to vote to say ‘thank you,’” Maher said. “The people who get health care now — they’re the people least likely to vote. The people who come out to vote are the angry people.”

“That’s true,” said Pelosi. “Fear is a motivator, and we are not fear-mongers. The Democrats are Messengers of Hope, and that’s what we will continue to be.”

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Obama’s Desktop

My Interwebs Editor and Lady Boss Diogenes Sarcastica sent me this picture and assigned me to give it the treatment so even though it’s been done more better by other Giants of the Industry I couldn’t say no so here’s mine.

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Update

I’m working again. New gig starts tomorrow – only took 6 solid months to land it. (I know, I’m much luckier than many people out there.) Nice folks and I’m looking forward to, hopefully, helping them grow. Of course I’m moving a bit backwards on pay and bennies…this is Obamaland, after all and I don’t work for the gubmint…but not too harsh. Much better than not working at all. I was starting to feel semi-retired and I can’t do that yet. Blogging will surely be lighter than it is now, but I don’t plan to stop altogether. We got an election coming up, right?

On the down side…I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan. Life-long, diehard since I was about 12 years old. If you follow the NFL, you know today was not a good day for me. Nothing like when I was much younger and any Cowboys loss, much less the embarrassing butt-kicking they got today, would ruin my whole upcoming week. Tony Romo out Romo’ed himself today. As someone on Twitter noted, “Romo” is Spanish for “Interception”. But I’m over it now. Until the next game.

Cowboys Fans, Today

Cowboys Fans, Today

Thanks to all of you for your readership, ideas and support.

Earl

The Cowardly Liar

You know the tune. Feel free to sing along.

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This is my 1000th post, btw. Thanks to you all, for hangin out with me.

Islamic Extremist Group Al-Shabaab Names New Leader

via Fox News:

Unretouched photo courtesy The al-Shabaab Channel

Unretouched photo courtesy The al-Shabaab Channel

A Slice Of Life With Tailsniffer Joe…

(Thanks to Mac for the inspiration)

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New Dinosaur Found In Argentina Said To Be Largest Beast Ever To Walk The Earth…On Four Legs

Weighing in at 130,000 pounds, 30 feet tall and 85 feet long, meet Dreadnoughtus.

The Dreadnoughtus, which means “fears (almost) nothing,” is the first of this species and most complete ever found of this group of dinosaurs known as titanosaurs. Although it was a plant-eater, a healthy Dreadnoughtus likely had no real issues with predators due to its intimidating size and muscular, weaponized tail.

“How do you come up with a body size that is so enormous when you’re a terrestrial animal?” Luis Chiappe, director of the National History Museum of Los Angeles’s Dinosaur Institute, told the Washington Post. “You need to have a structural design that allows you to support a body like that, and you have to be potentially adapted to eat 24 hours a day, nonstop.”

Diagram courtesy of The Earl of Taint Reform School for Liberals

Diagram courtesy of The Earl of Taint Reform School for Liberals

 

Visual Aid For The Ladies Who Cannot I.D. A Vagina

Evidently, this is a real problem. So here’s a helpful hint, from us to you.

Di nada.

vagina

 

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