Monthly Archives: February 2014

Hipster FLOTUS

Piers’ New Infomercial

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Petty Tyrant

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I See No Reason Joe Shouldn’t Run For President

I’d encourage it

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Another Cartoon

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Obama Reminds Me Of This Guy:

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The Ears Again

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I’ll Probably Go See This One

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John Kerry Crowned King Of The Douchebags

Earl of Taint/ MFNS Exclusive:

An emotional Secretariat of State John Heinz-Kerry tearfully accepted the King’s crown from The International Douchebag Society at their annual convention Sunday in Geneva. The twelve-time U.S. champion had never come as close as finalist in previous international competitions and was clearly overcome with joy having bested top Douches from Europe, Asia, South Asia, Latin America and the Aleutian Islands to claim the royal crown. For the next 6 years, Kerry will (ceremoniously) reign supreme over all douches (in countries signatory to the Geneva Douche Accords) with the honorary title of King Vinegar.

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This Band Wagon’s Got A Dirty Side

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