Monthly Archives: May 2012

The Face of Deceit

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Whatever he is in this for, it isn’t for you. Wake up.

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Your Bacon Team

We appreciate them!

I could go for some of these right now

I was just thinking about bacon – and donuts…mmmm greezy

 

Obama Stands On Principles – Yours.

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Hat tip to my Twitter pal Pete aka @HKTFree

What a Day! Justin Bieber turns 18, enters puberty, assaults Papparazzi

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Memorial Day 2012 Remember Who We Honor

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In memory of those who gave their lives in service to America. Freedom isn’t free.

POP DIVA IN ICU FOLLOWING COLLISION WITH FLOTUS’ GLUTES

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Popular singer Beyonce is resting comfortably in a local hospital tonight. Doctors are holding her for observation following a collision with the First Lady’s right buttock during her concert performance here this evening. The Emmy-winning pop star had invited Michelle Obama on stage for a tribute and a delighted FLOTUS stayed to dance with the group on the next tune. “Unfortunately, Ms Obama become somewhat exuberant and began to perform The Bump.” recalled Harvey Bink, stage manager for the venue, “She got that big rear end swinging…nothing could stop it. I don’t know how that girl survived, she must be one tough cookie.”

MRI results came back negative and doctors describe her injuries as non-life threatening. “A massively dense object like that carries a lot of energy.” said Dr Pat Mathingy, head injury specialist and trauma surgeon, “Think of a freight train…this is a similar situation. We need to keep an eye on her overnight, just in case there are complications.”

Mo and Bo, the Early Years

A picture from our Ghetto days. Money was tight back then (in the background you can see our mountain of debt). We mostly had to make our own entertainment.

Mish was much more creative and engaged in that than I was. All too often I failed to generate much enthusiasm for her efforts, as I was usually concentrating on deeper, more profound considerations. Quite logical and understandable as I am an extraordinary human being. And I prefer the company of men.

cheers – BO

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